Learn How to Become a Real Werewolf
78Becoming a Werewolf
Warning: Humor
So, it seems you've decided you want to become a real werewolf. Well, then, my friend, you're in for a gruesome task. Becoming a werewolf is no easy task and it requires a lot of responsibilities. In order to become a werewolf, you need to be bitten by a current werewolf.
Werewolf Responsibilities
All werewolves must apply to the Werewolf Behavior Limitations and Regulations Handbook. This 918 page handbook (in English) covers a lot of mumbo-jumbo, but here are the main ones:
- Werewolves may only bite people who have applied to become werewolves
- Werewolves may only marry other werewolves so as to reduce public knowledge of their existance (it is therefore required for werewolves to ask potential spouses to apply for werewolveship)
- Werewolves may only travel to another country if using the Werewolf agency, which will accomodate special tour guides to ensure behavior is controlled and to warn other countries of werewolf travel
- Werewolves are exempt from any and all activity the days before and after a full moon. This extends to jobs, religious acts, government appointments. Werewolves who have shown lack of concern for full-moon behavior restraints must sign in at a local werewolf shelter.
Some Werewolf History
All werewolves are tracked by the government in order to ensure Werewolf law is upheld. Back in 1837, the US had decided that werewolves could lead to a potential contamination and were considered too dangerous to reside without proper identification. This was decided after a werewolf outbreak in the UK led to a same ruling. Within 20 years, most countries came up with a similar law when it came to werewolves. Most countries, including the US, put a limitation on how many new werewolves are allowed per year.
Werewolf Rights
If any other humans were required to identify themselves at all time and follow a separate code, it'd be considered "racism". However, because the werewolf is a mutation, it is considered acceptable to separate them because they're partially inhuman.
Werewolves and Wars
It is a secret agreement that Werewolves cannot become soldiers as it would give a superhuman advantage to a war. However, that hasn't stopped various countries from employing mercenary agencies that hire werewolves. Since the werewolf-warfare law only applies to national armies, and not mercenaries, it is considered a loophole. For werewolves, mercenary jobs can earn upwards of $1,500,000 a year.
Werewolf Boarding Schools
Werewolves are forbidden from joining boarding schools other than werewolf boarding schools. Only 3 such schools exist in North America. Any and all werewolves under the age of 18 can apply for these schools regardless of citizenship provided they legally reside in a North American country. Tuition is paid for by the Northa America Werewolf Agency, which is funded by various taxes among all the countries in North America.
Werewolves are allowed to join public and private schools with other children. For universities, werewolves may join, but not dorm at, any campus they so choose.
Wait? What about people who accidentally become werewolves?
If a Werewolf breaks the rules about requiring permission to bite someone, that werewolf will be sentenced to a 20 year prison sentence in a Werewolf-only prison in Alaska.
The victim(s) will be admitted into Werewolf Academy directly and initiated regardless of the Werewolf quota. If the quota does go overboard, the difference is taken from the following year's quota.
Applying to Become a Werewolf
So now that you know the restrictions of becoming a werewolf, you are ready to find out how to become a real live werewolf.
For United States Residents: you must visit the Werewolf Academy in Long Island, New York. Because werewolf status is exclusive, you must find out for yourself where it is in order to prove your determination to become one. Thankfully, Long Island isn't all that long so you will probably eventually locate it within 6 months.
Before letting you become a werewolf, the Academy will:
- Run a background check for good citizen behavior
- Enroll you for a tuition-free 6 month program where you will reside in campus learning the Werewolf Handbook, learning proper calendar readings, and learning how to werewolf-proof your house for your Full-Moon isolations
- Pass the werewolf exam with a 90% score or higher and then be assigned a Biting Day where you will become a werewolf and be assigned a Werewolf Identification Number.
DISCLAIMER
Werewolves don't really exist so you can't actually become one. Sorry. This was just a fun piece to write and should not be taken as anything other than HUMOR.
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Werewolves don't exist? Man, I read the whole article and took notes for nothing! Thanks alot.
yup their real no matter what they say they are ;)
they are real
yo i bit somone
im a sift shaper i turn into a wolf oh i forgot i got a wolf metting at 1:00 tonight crap oh well atleast iget to kill vampires ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
were can i find this werewolf at ?
Thats stupid I want to become a f**** WEREWOLF KNOW D***IT!!!!
i want becomce werewolves if it's real pleas help me
yo i'm from suriname i like to be a werewolf
I AM A WEREWOLF
I think it could be real but I am only a 15year old girl
im a real werewolf
I am a 15 years old girl that believe this a 100%. If anyone could tell me how to become a werewolf, I would be really, really happy. No kidding.
If any one can help me become a werewolf I would be happy so pleas tell me the easyeist way I want to be a werewolf so bad and I am onley 10 so please make a Easyer way
I am a werewolf. As for Wolfygirl you might be able to find some spells on youtube that work. If you don't then good luck otherwise. If you do welcome to the club. I would love to have you join me. Good luck!
i might be a werewolf,can someone help me understand
My friend, Cruze, thinks I'm a werewolve.
Dear Joe,
There are like, a thousand videos on youtube. But I don't see why someone would go through all that.
Werewolves r real but all methods on this page r lies, google how to become a real werewolf and you should find what your after PPL!!!
i want to become a werewolf how can i
i was watching some werewolf vids on youtube
You all can become on.,,. just lil bioenginering and some DNA from the real thing and Presto,., the moon light thing, i havent gotten it down packed yet, still working on it
Is anyone here a werewolf? Please I need it...
I have heard certain werewolves can transform at will. ASAP I am gonna sleep outside on a Friday under the full moon. But..... Although many websites are suggesting the 'at will' thing...none of them tell u HOW to transform at wil.... Any help? By the way, I'm an 11 year old girl. Thankyou for all help given.
I am a werewolf man
please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DX I REALLY want to be a werewolf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know if i'm a real werewolf but plss help me
figure out!!
PS: I'm 8 yrs old.
i think werewolfs find this funny that you want to become a werewolf
i think i am a real one.i turn but i cant controle.last time i did turn i woke up on flor and i didnt remeber any thing
Im a pure bred im from the wolf clan of oniedas took me 20 years to harness my powers but,now it doesnt hurt but I can still hear the crunching of my bones I am the ontya aika for the front door keepers we protect the human race.
Ok so some of you say that ur werewolfs so can u tell me how? I have found my inner animal from from meditating, guess what it's a wolf creepy but true
ok i have looked through thousands of websites and youtube videos but it seems everything is wrong i have tried spells but they never work i have thought i doing it wrong so someone please HELP ME :(
Everyone that is having trouble or something just go to YouTube and put werewolf spell
ok...i think a werewolf that can change at will is called a lycan also i think the mostly effective way to become a werewolf or lycan is to get bitten.Thos spells will be VERY HARD to find
~13year old
It may seem like a dream come true at first but it turns out to be a nightmarish at the end. So just stop thinking like that you do not now the pain werewolf go throw.
I want this so bad and iv tried everything but nothing has worked yet!?!? Someone who Is a real real real I stress real werewolf please just come and bite me or scratch me plz I want this sooooo badly
well
Look... To be a werewolf means everything to me. If i cant become a werewolf my life seems hopeless... If someone reads this and know somethings that works PLEASE EMAIL ME!
fluffybutdeadly were do you live i will bite you
im a vampire
add me on facebook
criss ruano lol
plss help me
Some of my class thanks
Im a werewolf and a
vampire
I really want to be a werewolf but I am only 9years old.
Im a werewolf and its not easy, you cant turn by spellz . Only by potion or bite and u can only get the potion from a werewolf. I know cause i go to night school, we used death potions on lamas it was funny they fart right before they die. Anyway hope i helped!
i want 2 become a vampire. jab mai 4 saal ki thi tab se mai vampire banne k liye search kar rahi hu and i'm very close to it
im 25 years old single and wanting to be a part of the pack i could also use the ability to better my health. please give me a chance to be sincere im out of oklahoma please email me with serious info only!!!
My life is pointless my existance means nothing...the only thing I look forward to in life is becoming a werewolf. I dream of it every night then sadly awaken to my same human body ....plz someone anyone if there's a way to rlly become a werewolf. Tell me now plz!!!!I'm willing to accept any consequence s just plz help a grl out!
Me too i want to be a werewolf but im afraid i'll hurt someone
i want to become a wear woulf
truely you think werewolfs would lower them selfs to revealing them selfs on the internet, probley as a joke or to see that people would never beleave it anyways, werewolfs hind for the government wouldnt let such creatures free in the country, they keep to them selfs for a reason and schools for werewolfs is just silly. im a 21 male. and i find some people realy dumb to think becomeing a werewolf would be so easy.
Who ever says they are a real werewolf then come and bite or scrach me. If you don't come then you are a lier. Email me before you come. Bandgeekclarinet97@gmail.com
is really any werewolve packs out there cuz ill join and b one of u cuz i really one b one of u ill b part of ur pack
like ik its gonna b hard to b a werewolve but ill do it ill join a pack i dont have any werewolve in me ill b a aplha or a beta i mean it doesnt really matter to me so if i HAD TO GET BITTEN BY A werewolve to become a werewolve i would do it so i wanna b in a werewolve pack plz can u werewolves help me
see im a werewolf just so u no u DONT want to be 1 u have a lot of responciablities and it hurts to change im 13 and im 1 howl my fellow werewolves
he please help me to become a warewolf iam just 19 iam so glad
i think that werewolves are the coolest things ever
werewolves are the most awesome things ever
I found it intrestinitg.I liked it bbeacause one of my bff's think ther a were wolf.IT'S ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!ps.im 8 years old.
I wus lighting up on the bus to school
I'm pale in the monlight but dark in the sun I'm olely 9 I sckared eveybodey
Pls am 11 hw wil i be a werewolf pls ans
want to be a werewolf help
listen im one werewolf i think i get sharp teeth when im mad i get mad easily now and my eyes turn darker and growl for no reason i swear no one wants to be one its a horrible thing to have so dont ask........
beware
Bite me I want to be one I'm only 9 but PLEASE
i became a wolf i looked awsome
when you are bitten by such a werewolf you will die cause it has rabies like dogs the saliva has a poisonus DNA that may cause a once in a lifetime opportunity that you will be dead less in a minute and a second and by the way you still beaten the all time record of the death of the person whos got bitten by a cobra and BTW im only 10 no hard feelings
woluld some one bite me i live in hillghodon pleaese iam at pole hill road 20 just tell me your name and bite me pleaese im 10 but plase
Please help me!! I really really really what to become a werewolf. Please email me at Yassingregorvich@hotmail.com (My brother's old email that I only use now)
Okay so im at long island where should I go once I see this big catholic church????
I love werewolves.
vampires make me sick.
I was bit in2011 when I wandered outside when I herd a loud noise.
ya i belive and im 12
I want to become a werewolf like with a spell or something.
You will eventually attack something/ someone. Fact
I really want to be a werewolf, I'm 12 and live in pensylvania, plz bite me
is it really so bad to be a werewolf u can c much better hear more clearly move fastrer then any human has hoped and u are strong as heck and if someone puches u it hurts there hand all u werewolfs look at these comments ppl really wanna b werewolfs give us a chance just cuz u dont like being a werewolf doesnt mean we wont like it we are willing to b werewolfs i live in ohio bite me plz so we can form a pack of werewolfs and yes a bite can from a werewolf can turn u in to a werewolf so just plz give us a chance
Honestly I love wolves they r just amazin creatures n i wish if there r werewolves in this world i wish i could join one of the pack. I've been so lonely my whole entire life ive always looked up to wolves stories n i hate the bad ones idk where i belong n the only thing i can think of is what if i were a werewolf? what if i was in a lovin pack where we understand each other n care for each other? i truly believe u guys exist n i wish i could be a part of that but life isnt always what we want sadly for us. But maybe someone will help me with this loneliness my email is cherylleeramos@hotmail.com send me a reasonable message n i might accept u. u.u sadly for me idk who i really should talk to
i am Lycan...
N i am lonesome :/ This a game suraj mukhia?
I really wanted to be a werewolf to dangit
I want that too but life doesnt give us everythin we want
i agree with justalone girl we are willing to get bitten and join ur pack pack some come we wanna b werewolves so come on werewolves we want u to bite us plz im begging u plzz we are asking u to bite us we know theres a lot of responsibilites watever we have to do will do it plz help us!!!!!!!
yeah i guess wolfman said it all but if u guys dont want to maybe a rule or somethin its alright with me, there r things that cant be done in this world
i just dont understand y ppl dont want to b werewolves if u guys dont want tht kind of power then give me tht power u ever heard of the werewolf legend the beast within yea thts the werewolve legend getting bitten by a werewolf thts easy but finding one thts the hardest part u guys have any idea where a werewolve could b plz help me and justAlone girl out we really want this power
I dont think they would show themselves that easily ik i wouldnt. N yeah the beast within me is definitely a wolf i have my ways on knowin n ur right wolfman but some wouldnt want us havin the burden as ppl call it
I'm going to become a werewolf spell with my friend hopefully it works
I am sure this has nothing to do with the topic, but...
I'm not a Werewolf, but a human...? Maybe a little more cat-like...believe it or not...EVERYTIME I've fallen, it's always been on my feet. This sounds really stupid, I know, but it's true. I once slipped while climbing a tree. I landed in an awkward crouching position. I nearly broke my leg, but I didn't land on my knees as it felt I was going to. Your probably not going to read this far, but if you do, congratulations. Every time someone annoys me (not hurt me) I show them my teeth. Stupid and made up, you might think. Well, that's not my problem. It's true. My brother has teased me for doing that. It's just uncontrollable. When someone hurts me the first thing that comes to my head is "I need to get them back!" Well, say if they haven't already run away, I would always, always, use my "claws." Now I'm required to have my nails trimmed, but that doesn't matter to me. I use my fingers just as a cat would use it's claws. Yes, I know your thinking this is dumb and made up. Sorry. The truth is, I've made people bleed. Now, not just little scratches, but big gashes. I've sliced a family members finger nearly to the bone. Now this might seem normal, but whenever I see a bird or a squirrel, I don't think "cute" or "pretty", I think prey. Okay, now I doubt your believe now, that's okay. I don't blame you. Now, this is pretty normal, but I'm a huge night owl. During the day, I can still act normal, but I never have all my energy, but at night, right when the sun sets, I feel really hyper. I want to go outside and roam around, while during the day I want to sit in the couch and watch TV. Yeah, lots of people may claim they do the same thing...so? I'm not sure about this, but I do seem to see quite well in the dark. My eyes don't adjust as quickly as a cat's would, but when adjusted to the darkness, nighttime seems just as bright as daytime. Just, with much less color. Lastly, it feels like I can hear someone whispering from another room. I eavesdrop all the time. The problem is it's a little hard to understand the words that people are saying...I hear them perfectly, but the words seem mixed up and strange...
Is there something going on????
Srry anonymous, if tht really happenin i have no idea how to help. i guess just try to figure it out on ur own while u wait maybe someone whos goin through same thin. Srry im not really much help
yea but u have to learn how to control this power werewolves are real if u guys have ever seen a show called destination truth these ppl went to romania to look for a werewolf they saw to glowing eyes in the trees and they found a foot print and they took it to the docter and the docter said tht hes seen nothing like it werewolves do exist and for all u werewolves out there we want this power will learn how to controll it werewolves are much stronger in numbers thts y they hunt in packs on the full moon they cant controll thereselfs but on a red moon they are insane and out of controll so werewolves plz let me and justALone girl b in ur pack u werewolves say it sucks but it doesnt u had all the power in the world but u didnt know how to use it i can contoll this power i bet justAlone girl can to give us a chance and if u guys go to this werecon website and there ppl who are werewolves in ur region im in the midwest rigion and im trying to get into a pack just plz let us join ur pack let us c wat its like mayb we will like this power u never no there plenty of ppl who want this power like me and justa lone girl and all the ppl on this page well some but plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz let us join ur pack.
just give us a chance thts all im asking plz sorry its wolfman i acciedently had my name werewolf my bad werewolves plz help me and Justa lone girl
I agree with wolfman, but of course to believe if ur a werewolf u need to earn my trust. If not then i guess bummer for me but at least turn wolfman at least one of us should be turned.
yes plz b honest with us if ur a werewolf turn me and justalonegirl listen werewolves u guys need to understand how much powerful we can be if were in the pack i wanna be a alpha or a beta one of those two i mean come on plzzzzzzzzz look a justalone girls comment she love wolves and we are really willing to b one turn her into one and me if justalone girl was a werewolf she would b extremlt powerful and the whole pack would be too remember were stronger in numbers we wont tell no one were werewolves will keep it a secret will listen to the leader of the pack and we wont use this power as fame or popularity i promise to god just plz i wanna be like u guys will b one of u we wanna be one of u comeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn plzzzzzz!!!!
For truth ive always loved wolves they r amazin n i cant help pointin out like what type of wolves someone is me included. Ive been a lone alpha, alpha without a pack my whole life i really wish i could find ppl like me n if becomin a werewolf gets me in a lovin pack ill be grateful n im ok not bein alpha. But if dont want me to be a werewolf at least turn wolfman im pretty sure secret will be safe if u do.
thx justalone girl but seriously b honet with me are u really a alpha
be honest with me are u really an alpha
At heart but not in like physical form or anythin like that
we could form a pack though go to tht website werecon
that would be nice but how would we contact each other if need to (n dont know exactly what werecon is srry)
Checked it out n seems really cool n interestin so ill love to join pack with u
yea cool so u said ur not alpha
so u said ur not an alpha
If u mean me bein a wolf no i am at heart but then again i can be an omega at times, y?
wat do u mean at hearty like can u turn into a werewolf
no im not, remember how i was sayin how i always compare us humans as what they would be if they were werewolves? well if i was a werewolf, which im not, i would consider myself either an alpha or an omega (hope u understnd my way of thinkin)
o i do i do i gotcha yea but the omega is the last of the kind like for me i would like to become alpha or a beta getting bitten tht easy part but finding a werewolf is the hardest part
Yeah i agree, but as long as u r one in the inside i guess thats the closest u can get
I also see u more as an alpha in a way but thats just me
thx no u can really become a werewolf i c u as a alpha to
Thx, only thought bout it myself never asked ppl before. This might sound creepy maybe but anyway we can chat or somethin cause i sometimes see the comments late n im on the ipod all time
that would b cool we need to find ppl tht are werewolves and ask them if we can join there pack u know i wanna b a alpha or a beta
Yeah that would be, though imma probably gonna have a lil trouble with it for a bit on my ipod. Srry i fell asleep thats y answered this late
its fine we gotta look for a pack
how do u suggest we do so?
u can go to werecon.werewolves
i did, but got a bit of a problem receivin the confirmation email
o do u know ur email
yeah but only thing i receive r the notifications
o ok go to 43 things its a website
what for? n ok
hey instead of lookin for a pack y dont we just make one us two n look for ppl that r more like us?
wat do u mean like us
I mean ppl who want to become werewolves like us n we can get along with, ill pick u as alpha btw
good idea u can b the female alpha but im not really an alpha werewolf u know like shapeshift on the full moon u know
IS THERE ANY WEREWOLVES OUT THERE PLZ IVE BEEN IEING TO BECOME A WEREWOLF AND IN A OACK ME MY FRIEND AND JUSTALONEWOLF PLZ HELP US
Ik but ur like an alpha, n yeah plz if anyone is a werewolf atleast turn wolfman like i said earlier at least one of us should be turn so plz, secret will be safe ik so.
turn justalonegirl into one too
thx wolfman but if they read this they'll know that if their gonna choose one it should be u
i im a werewolf place help me
thx justalonegirl lorainna r u relly a werewolf
well its true wolfman.
what do u need help woth exactly lorainna?
no i dont need help from lorainna goona go with ur idea form our pack
ok n srry the question was for lorainna guess i messed up srry n how will u add me? (u know how to resend a confirmation email?)
its cool and no i dont do u
Nope, is there like a search to find ppl or somethin?
theres wecon or 43 things thts all i know of
yeah idk so how do i add u in werecon?
umm i dont think u do u go to join a pack then go all the way down my name is the beta on tht website
ooh ok so did u make pack? n if did whats name then.?
You two are crazy stupid....real werewolves are reading this and laughing at your pathetic gestures of wanting the gift...
kyle ur stupid mine ur own business u unbeilever stop stalking us and leave us alone and justalone girl i have an idea kyle stop stalking
Yeah, everyone knows im crazy. Plus if their laughin at this then they exist n it isnt bad laughin. They can laugh at me all they want
whats idea wolfman?
I never said I didn't believe, and I don't mean to sound rude, I'm sorry....I'm just saying you're throwing it out there hardcore that you want the "power", it sounds more like whining the way you write it....if you're meant to be one, it will happen...just be patient and whine about it. I hope you do become one..good luck
I mean be patient and don't whine
its ok, i guess it does seem like that but we'll see what happens
im sorry kyle im just saying wat mean about becoming a werewolf were just saying wat we wanna b im srry about the stuff i said kyle i really am and justalone girl deserves to become the alpha and justalone girl umm u can find werewolf blood and inject it into ur veins and im srry kyle i felt bad
i need a werewolf bite comminte
Ok wolfman but i think u would make a better alpha, n kyle we both srry bout what happened.
i think u would b a good female alpha
n y u think that wolfman?
Is there any real werewolfs out there cuz if there is email me
Daemonrocks@yahoo.com plz
i think tht justalone girl because u really deserve to b one
Thx n u deserve to be one too.
thx but i dont think im ready to b the alpha yet i would start off as a beta or a omega
well i think thats decided by ur personality n way of bein
wat do u think u should b
honestly i have no idea
o well its wat u belive in ur heart
yep, well we believe in what we believe in n thats what makes us who we r
yep ur rite
hi i wish i was a werewolf because i want to protected the people and my friends and i want to Control my Transformation like whatever i want to transformation into a werewolf and i think we cant be werewolf it not real if it was real we would be dead or be one of him not be mean to anyone that want to be one
i am a real one .. its not that good as you all think..
no werewolves are real ok and if u think being a werewolf isnt good thts ur opinion the beast within remember the werewolve legend there are werewolfs out there im trying to get me and just a lone girl into a pack if ur the beta u cant controll ur transformation if i had to i would start off as the omega and work my self up to becoming a alphaa they are real u just gotta keep searching and never give up on it
Wolfman is right u just need to believe, search, n never give up.
Midianite 14 months ago
Funny, well-written read. Very imaginative, good work.